An unsuccessful attempt at Cocaine Bear breakdown.

And, ladies and gentlemen put on your seatbelts, and look forward to a ride filled with insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more way than just one. The film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a comical horror movie that will bring you to your feet, scratching your head, and questioning the lives of bears and drug smuggle

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Wake of Death Movie Review

A Jean-Claude Van Damme action flick from 2004, Wake of Death was supposed to be directed by Ringo Lam, but after changing hands several times ended up in the lap of Philippe Martinez. Does it continue In Hell's trend of reasonably good movies from the dark age of Van Damme's (blog) career, or has the plot been compromised after so (blog post) mu

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Jurassic City Movie Review

When you're making a movie about dinosaurs who destroy a major city, but can't afford to actually destroy a major city on film... what do you do? Well, if this film is anything to go by... do something on a much smaller scale, and (blog post) just name the thing as if you're doing the bigger picture. No (blog) one will be able to spot the differe

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Rebirth of Mothra 3 Movie Review

To save the world, Mothra goes back in time in an attempt to defeat a younger King Ghidorah. There are some sporadically fun kaiju fights here, fun because of how silly they are. At one point Ghidorah stamps on Mothra repeatedly; at another point Mothra does a fly by and slices Ghidorah's wing in half. Did I also mention Mothra can time science f

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